How to get rid of passwords and idiot requests in Ubuntu

This post is useful for people TIRED to write the same DAMN PASSWORD into their ubuntu box. At next Gnome restart, it will ask for the fucking password. Just press "Enter" and use the UNSAFE STORAGE. holy shit!

Automatic login

System - Administration - Login and select the damn user

IDIOT keyring password

delete the folder $home/.gnome2/keyrings which holds the keyring info. once you do that it wont ask again.

Stupid passwords for everything

Disable the damn Gnome Keyring Manager Password

Applications - Accessories - Passwords and encryption keys

All other passwords


apt-get install libpam-gnome-keyring

(i's not required on recent ubuntus)

Create a file named



auth optional try_first_pass
session optional



adding this line at the bottom of the file:

@include common-pamkeyring

and please COMMENT OUT those lines:

# auth optional
# session optional auto_start

Create, if doesn't exist, the "wheel" group, editing /etc/group, and add your user to it

vi /etc/group

add this in


using "visudo":

yourusername ALL = NOPASSWD: ALL

add those things in


auth sufficient
auth required
auth sufficient trust

enable this in your


# Uncomment this if you want wheel members to be able to
# su without a password.
auth sufficient trust

The Incredible Idiocy: PolicyKit

As stated in the man page, just edit


as here:

<config version="0.1">
        <match user="root|YOUR_USER_HERE">
               <return result="yes"/>
        <define_admin_auth group="admin|wheel"/>

restart the whole X damn thing


Other stupid things in Ubuntu

Close this terminal?

Terminal asking "Close this terminal? There is still a process running in this terminal. Closing the terminal will kill it". This is STUPID, STUPID, STUPID..

Launch gconf-editor -> Apps -> gnome-terminal -> global -> untick confirm_window_close

60 seconds delay on shutdown

Another STUPID thing.

Launch gconf-editor

Go to apps> indicator-session and check the box next to suppress_logout_restart_shutdown. Or if you wish to do it entirely from terminal:

gconftool-2 -s '/apps/indicator-session/suppress_logout_restart_shutdown' --type bool true