== IlPresidente ==

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{{{ 
Conservation status: Not-Domesticated/Endangered 
Scientific classification:

 Kingdom:        Animalia 
 Phylum:         Chordata
 Class:          Mammalia-UNIX                                                   Order:          Sysadmin
 Family:         User eater
 Species:	 Il Presidente
 Binomial name:  Abestus Molestus
}}}

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== Description ==

The Asbestus Molestus is the largest surviving not-carnivorous UNIX sysadmin in Freaknet. It has a squat and thick build, with a large head and a ~/home which is about half its body length.

WARNING: If you happen to be in front of an Asbestus, DO NOT MOVE, nor make
any noise. It is very dangerous when awakened.

=== Ecology and behaviour ===

In general, if well feeded, the Asbestus is a pacific semitic-racial-sessist-pacifist-fist-omosexual-bisexual-nsexual-anarchic-comunist-fascist. 
You can recognize its good intentions by its verse: "HI, SUCHI LA MINCHI"
Or maybe by its movements:

{{{
13:24 <@asbesto>  TOH, NEL CULO!!!
13:24 <@asbesto>              \o
13:24 <@asbesto>      o___. __/)
13:24 <@asbesto>      /) <<  (\
}}}

Tip: do not try to execute literally each words or sentence the Asbestus says. If
you cannot, be prepared to brain loss, amnesia, other various language
disorders.

=== Habitat ===

The Asbestus live in large groups of DEFICIENTI. They generally rest on IRC (
irc.hinezumi.org , #freaknet ). But you may happen to find them in
strange places as Skype, or even Real Life.