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Notice: this page shows some of the messages that people are sending when contacting Dyne.org hackers

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These were sent through the dyne.org contact form and are too hilarious to be kept secret.

However, we won't disclose the identity of those who sent them...


Subject: want to hack aaccount

Date: 22 Mar 2013

pls help me


Subject: hack fb

Date: 25 Mar 2013

can u show me how to hack fb ???


Subject: to get a password

Date: 5 Apr 2013

i need a password of an email account please help me out


Subject: Three of my facebook comedy page have been hacked and i need help in getting it back.

Date: 8 Apr 2013

Hello,

My name is E***l, i created about five (5) facebook fan page, and last month i was chatting with my other account and i noticed someone have logged into my other account, when i message him he said he is a hacker.

Before i could log in to report the issue to facebook i discovered he have hacked my two biggest page and a fast growing page, and have removed me as admin to the page. Here are the links to the pages ****g2 and ****e2 i was the manager to my friends comedy page and here is the link ***ff the hacker also hacked my friends page through my account.

Please i need help in recovering it, my friend is on my neck for his page, i have message almost all facebook's emergency email addresses but up till now haven't received feed back from them.

Thanks


Subject: Hack Help

Date: 9 Mar 2013

Can you guys hack thos game for iOS and Andriod. Its called Defender Of Texel, mainly everything is overpriced and i dont want to pay for it, i was hoping you guys could find a hack to give people like 999999\"dotcoins/mobacoins\" or set their own value and get what they need. Amything is appreciated. If you can help me out, im sure to donate to your fundraiser :) Cheers


Subject: Bonjour Amigo

Date: 10 Mar 2013

Well .....you can help me for what i need, not sure u will, how do i check, if u will i will be grateful, this is personel, can u do it???

Gracias


Subject: how to find a professionnal hacker

Date: 12 Mar 2013

I want to find a professionnal hacker - Not to lose my time to send money to some guys through western union, etc. I want to find someone to crack some bank accounts, to transfer money on internet, i will make it into cash.

Then, i will pay 40% to the hacker of the amount.


Subject: AM Message starred FROM Name Me TO 1 recipient

Date: 13 Mar 2013

I need Dumps + Pins and Bank Accounts Log in + Passwords associated with Emails and Passwords.


Subject: want to learn hacking

Date: 16 Mar 2013

hai sir i want to learning hacking . wt i can say how i can say wt is the tricks i can fallow.


Subject: hacking facebook id

Date: 1 Mar 2013

I am Iraj. last year in september my two facebook ids got hacked,i need your help, can you please help me to get my ids back or can you please hack those ids again. i can provide any information which you require in order to prove that those accounts belong to me!. Thankyou!


Subject: iphone

Date: 5 Mar 2013

Hello. I am having a software issue with my iphone 4s that is jailbroken and I can not afford to do a restore to wipe and loose everything. Do you have any experience with hacking into software for iphone?

thankyou


Subject:wants to hack facebook account

Date: 13 Feb 2013

Hello sir ,i want to hack a facebook account. I want my information completely secret. So if you can provide me a hacker at reasonable price kindly contact me. Thank you


Subject: Help

Date: 14 Feb 2013

Hello I live in ***ia and I'm *1 years old .. At the start of this week my girlfriend dumped me after a 2 year relationship.. I know you said not to ask about Facebook .. I'm not asking you to hack it I just need to know this answer is it possible to hack her password without changing it and without her knowing?.. If you know some programs etc please help :(


Subject: This is really important and urgent

Date: 17 Feb 2013

Not asking you to hack any of ex's email addresses or so. Someone has made a fake account of mine and has been using it with my pictures and i need to hack it back. Not lieing to you. I just hope it gets done quickly as soon as possible.


Date: 20 Feb 2013

Hi,

I am in need of a preofessional hacker for a personal crisis. Please respond and i can discuss further. i am willing to pay for any service rendered


Subject: Hack a Video from Youtube

Date: 21 Feb 2013

Dear Friend,

- I want to hack a video from Youtube. - Can you help me regarding this.... - Waiting for your reply.....

Thanks; Regards,


Subject: Impostor facebook account

Date: 27 Feb 2013

I know you said not to contact you about hacking into an ex's facebook account. But i hope you will consider my request. Somebody created a fake facebook account claiming to be me. He/she is posting my pictures taken from a friend's account (supposed to be private). I would like to request that the fake account be taken down along with the pictures. Hope you will consider my request. I have informed facebook but they didnt do anything. It is causing me sleepless nights. I feel my privacy has been violated.


Subject: help

Date: 28 Feb 2013

hello.how to open open port 21 for the victim


Subject: request for hacking

Date: 10 Feb 2013

Hi guys, I had a facebook page that was hacked by someone about 2 weeks ago and i don't know what to do. I worked really hard for it to be where it is today and had put practically all my energy and time into it and for someone to just hack it and take it over is not pleasing at all. So, what i am asking is even though you said do NOT ask is please i want my life back and help me get it. That is what it basically is. I will pay as much as you want up to $500 if you help me please please. Thank you very much and will talk to you guys soon. Hopefully it is not one of those sites you write and get no response.


Subject: to find a way

Date: 27 Jan 2013

Hi,can you help me to hack a web i need to clear all information if every want to help me im online


Subject: hack site

Date: 30 Jan 2013

same business concurrent contract a hacker and hack my site, i need to do the same. cane you do that?


Subject: Hotmail Help

Date: 1 Feb 2013

Hi,

I need to hack a hotmail account. Can you help me in providing phishing codes (.html and .php codes) ? If so, you can email me ASAP.

Let me know!


Subject: Instagram issues

Date: 27 Jan 2013

Hello!!! Im having a BIG problem with an instagram user called *** his been stealing sone of the photos I have uploaded, I reported the ones he stole and the account, but nothing happens. I talked to him on twitter but he doesnt wants to take the photos off. Talking to sone other insta friends, I discovered he wasn't only stealing my photos, but other users too. I would love to delete his account or atleast delete his most recent photos. Please!!!! This goes from other insta accounts too!!!! THANKS.


Subject: I

Date: 25 Jan 2013

I'm in need of a valid credit card 4 online shopping


Subject: tumblr

Date: 16 Jan 2013

i would like you to please get the information to my tumblr account which has been taken over by someone else. the url is ***** is there any way you would get into that account and hand the information over?


Subject: Need ur help

Date: 14 Jan 2013

Hi .. i know that u have written this on the website but still i am asking u for help because this is a life a death situation for me.i am not like other guyz please help me. brother can u please help me... me and my girlfriend got in a fight due to some sons of bithces and just because of misunderstandings... now she not talking to me for the last six months... she has changed her number and blocked me from facebook... i was about to propose her... i cant go to her home... now i dont hav any idea where is she going and what is she doing... i just want to track her and get some information from her friends about her plans in the future so i should be able to propose her and apologies for the misunderstanding... brother shez my life and i love her so much i cant live without her... ill surely commit suicide if i dont get her back.. i know her for the last 10 years.... so please please please can u help me get her back by hacking her facebook id??? i swear to God ill never do anything bad or wrong to with her... Hope to hear from u soon..


Subject: Hacking unhackable website challenge

Date: 12 Jan 2013

There is a challenge for you ....hack this website for 5 hrs ..let us see ur skills ***.in


Subject: hack account Date: 10 Jan 2013

i would like to hack my account in ***x. i want to unsubscribe this account, but it take so long time to being processed. so i decide to use help from hacker to hack my account to unsubscribe. can you do this to me?


Subject: hacking

Date: 4 Jan 2013

hy

i need to know if you r still available for hacking ?

thanks.


Subject: hello neded for urgent deal

Date: 27 Nov 2012

AM A GUY WHO DOES VAROIUS DEAL FROM ***IA AND AM IN NEED OF AN HACKER CAPABLE OF F PERFORMING A FAKE WIRE TRANSFER TO A US ACCOUNT ITS JUST $50000 IF YOU CAN HELP FEEL FREE TO MAIL ME.


Subject: Need credit card

Date: 27 Nov 2012

i need good credit card haccking tools


Subject: need hacking tool

Date: 4 Nov 2012

hey guys i am looking for over 6 month and trying to get one program that can hack this game ( godfather five families ) so please if u can create one real hacking toolf for that game for me contact me from that email and ill pay for ur had work (150$ to 200$) please let me know as soon as possible thanks :)


Subject: gmail hacker:( help

Date: 3 Nov 2012

I am model an well I used to have my gmail ***gmail.com but some hacket it and now I dont have acess to any of my msgs or pictures can someone help me?


Subject: site scripts

Date: 1 Nov 2012

hello! how much do you charge for getting me the file scripts of a site?


Subject: ive being threatened

Date: 31 Oct 2012

***ro22 is the name yahoomessenger of my attacker, if you could help me destroy her hard drive, youll save me from black mail, pls guys


Subject: info request

Date: 27 Sep 2012

hi, i am suspicious about my wife behaviour and i would like to acess her email and skype? is it possible? how much is that service?


Subject: help

Date: 23 Sep 2012

if this site is real and i will really get some assistance contact me through e mail


Subject: some one hacked my email

Date: 17 Sep 2012

can u back my old email for me please some one hacked it and i got many things inisde it its ****yahoo


Subject: hack facebook account password

Date: 10 Sep 2012

hack facebook account password


Subject: help! Date: 10 Sep 2012

Help me recover MY facebook account. been trying for 2 years but in vain.


Subject: i want to hack my girlfriend' s brother id

Date: 2 Sep 2012

guys i want to hack my girlfriend's brother id.he made misunderstanding between me and my gf..plz help me.plz


Subject: Bank account hacking

Date: Sat, 25 Aug 2012

some one had fraud with me.. i want to hack her bank account.. please help me.. i am genuine person..


Subject: wanna to use unlimited internet

Date: 17 Aug 2012

hi, i am currently studying in college but i want to use unlimited internet access but it was restricted to use 500 mb data to student, so plz help me to get professor id so that i can use unlimited internet usages.


Subject: how to hack account bank , and transfer to mine?

Date: 9 Aug 2012

how to hack account bank from another customers and transfer to mine?

or can u hack facebook account or hotmail account ? example facebbok name: ****a


Subject: facebook

Date: 8 Aug 2012

I forgot my facebook password. But my email was m***yahoo i dont have my email password either. Canbyou please help


Subject: Bank hacking

Date: 2 Aug 2012

Sir actually i want to know that can anyone able to know the account balance; fixed depoSit of unkown person without knowing her/his account number


Subject: private ip addres

Date: 25 Jul 2012

I want to find out how I can located the person how send me a email


Subject: hey

Date: 22 Jul 2012

hey there! if you are real and really doing this hacking thing i have a great offer for you.. i m 30 years old and a lawyer and living in *** .. and in my country there are no laws that punishing internet crimes..i mean that if you do anything from here nobody cant do you anything.. now i need money (who doesnt) my offer is you is: someone comes to my country we make together some jobs to make easy money and if we catched i will be survive us in courts..i know the laws.. or you tell me how i can do it to make some easy money? thanks


Subject: fake account hacking

Date: 13 Jul 2012

sir, sm1 hs created a fake account of mine wid ma photos on facebuk! He is pretendng 2 be me! He z defaming me! Dt fake id is facebook.com/*****, pls hack it if posbl!


Subject: Need you to open an email account

Date: 6 Jul 2012

Hi I would like to know how much do you charge for getting into a personal email account so I can access all the info, or if a facebook account is easier that would be another option please let me know and method of payment Thanks


Subject: want help in hacking an acount

Date: Tue, 12 Jun 2012


Subject: Email Extraction from domains

Date: Wed, 6 Jun 2012


Subject: About paypal hacking....

Date: Sat, 2 Jun 2012


Subject: fake a/c in facebook

Date: Sat, May 26, 2012


Subject: help

Date: Sat, May 26, 2012


Subject: I need serious help

Date: Sun, 20 May 2012


Subject: Assistant

Date: Sat, 19 May 2012


Subject: my hotmail and facebook accounts

Date: Mon, 07 May 2012


Subject: Asap

Date: Thu, 3 May 2012


Subject: need id

Date: Wed, 02 May 2012


Subject: being frnds

Date: Wed, 2 May 2012


Subject: hacker

Date: Thu, 26 Apr 2012


Subject: hacked e-mail

Date: Thu, 26 Apr 2012


Subjet: My acount is hacked. Plz advice.

Date: Sat, 21 Apr 2012


Subject: darkorbit

Date: Tue, 17 Apr 2012


Subject: hello

Date: Thu, 05 Apr 2012


Subject: Please help me

Date: Sun, 1 Apr 2012


Subject: have a numerical reasoning test with Morgan day after tomorrow

Date: Thu, 29 Mar 2012


Subject: wifi hack

Date: Fri, 16 Mar 2012 05:32:40


Subject: challenge for intolerance

Date: Thu, 15 Mar 2012 18:32:59


Subject: Im a white collar hacker and

Thu, Mar 15, 2012 at 2:37 AM


Subject: ?

Tue, 13 Mar 2012 16:50:03 +0000


Subject: I want to know,how to hack.

Date: Sat 3 Mar 2012 16:47:44 +0000


Subject: i need a hacker

Sat, 17 Dec 2011 18:39:00 +0000


Subject: hacking websites

Tue, 13 Dec 2011 05:13:21


Subject: i am relly very poor learn me about hacking and how to get money easy in interne

Date: Monday 31 October 2011 @ 06:02:44 AM


Subject: HACK FACEBOOK PASSWORD

Date: Wednesday 12 October 2011 @ 11:42:37 AM


Subject: help

Date: Saturday 08 October 2011 @ 11:13:21 PM


Subject: help to close one chat room

Date: Monday 03 October 2011 @ 02:06:23 AM


Subject: help me

Date: Saturday 01 October 2011 @ 08:55:04 AM


Subject: get password of facebook

Date: Saturday 24 September 2011 @ 05:19:16 PM


Subject: plz help

Date: Sunday 11 September 2011 @ 06:23:49 PM


Subject: hacking

Date: Thursday 01 September 2011 @ 03:56:21 AM


Subject: help me

Date: Monday 29 August 2011 @ 10:29:27 PM


Subject: i want to be a hacker

Date: Saturday 27 August 2011 @ 11:43:47 PM


Subject: PLease help me.

Date: Tuesday 23 August 2011 @ 12:18:08 PM


Subject: want to learn about hacking

Date: Saturday 20 August 2011 @ 08:59:56 PM


Subject: GMAIL

Date: Wednesday 17 August 2011 @ 01:46:26 AM


Subject: I want to learn how to hack

Date: Monday 15 August 2011 @ 09:56:03 AM


Subject: Hayy

Date: Sunday 07 August 2011 @ 04:57:58 AM


Subject: delete a comment

Date: Saturday 06 August 2011 @ 05:06:20 PM


Subject: facebook

Date: Friday 29 July 2011 @ 11:25:03 PM


Subject: antivirus prob.

Date: Tuesday 26 July 2011 @ 01:58:43 AM


Subject: software

Date: Sunday 10 July 2011 @ 07:12:55 PM


Subject: Some one hacked my yahoo id and Hi5 id.. these are impt.. plz

Date: Friday 08 July 2011 @ 02:33:38 PM


Subject: classified

Date: Thursday 16 June 2011 @ 12:11:29 AM


Subject: email

Date: Tuesday 14 June 2011 @ 11:59:09 AM


Subject: hi

Date: Thursday 26 May 2011 @ 09:42:07 PM


Subject: help

Date: Sunday 22 May 2011 @ 08:44:23 PM


Subject: can u hack a program

Date: Wednesday 11 May 2011 @ 11:53:10 PM


Subject: a project

Date: Thursday 28 April 2011 @ 05:53:29 PM


Subject: Hack Somthin

Date: Sunday 17 April 2011 @ 11:08:00 PM


Subject: Hi

Date: Tuesday 12 April 2011 @ 04:33:00 AM


Subject: looking for a hacker

Date: Wednesday 30 March 2011 @ 12:46:53 AM


Subject: hey

Date: Sunday 20 March 2011 @ 04:03:08 PM


Subject: Free money online

Date: Wednesday 16 March 2011 @ 04:49:27 PM


Subject: Hack

Date: Sunday 06 March 2011 @ 02:46:28 PM


Subject: WTF?

Date: Saturday 05 March 2011 @ 09:29:38 AM


Subject: hack password

Date: Tuesday 01 March 2011 @ 04:40:23 AM


Subject: hey CAN U HELP ME PLASE

Date: Sunday 27 February 2011 @ 11:26:47 PM


Subject: please Help me Sir

Date: Tuesday 15 February 2011 @ 10:04:56 AM


Subject: I Need A Hacker Personally

Date: Wednesday 09 February 2011 @ 06:54:36 PM


Subject: help

Date: Thursday 03 February 2011 @ 04:54:42 AM


Subject: CAN U HELP ME?pls???

Date: Wednesday 26 January 2011 @ 03:36:23 AM


Thursday 20 January 2011 @ Dyne.org IRC


Subject: hotmail id has beed hacked

Date: Saturday 15 January 2011 @ 08:22:36 PM


Subject: help

Date: Friday 17 December 2010 @ 05:30:13 PM


Subject: need a favour and testing your skills

Date: Saturday 11 December 2010 @ 11:28:54 AM


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Subject: i want to be an hacker

Date: Friday 10 December 2010 @ 02:04:51 PM


Subject: Hack me

Date: Sunday 05 December 2010 @ 10:08:53 AM


Subject: Need a hacker

Date: Thursday 02 December 2010 @ 08:32:08 PM


Subject: school problems

Date: Thursday 02 December 2010 @ 09:03:33 AM


Subject: I\'d like to have some info on hiring.

Date: Monday 29 November 2010 @ 05:19:37 PM


Subject: need to get my girlfriends yahoo password

Date: Thursday 11 November 2010 @ 04:08:58 AM


Subject: hi boss

Date: Tuesday 26 October 2010 @ 04:07:07 PM


Subject: hello

Date: Monday 04 October 2010 @ 12:54:17 PM


Subject: want to learn

Date: Friday 01 October 2010 @ 05:26:42 PM


Subject: i need you help

Date: Wednesday 29 September 2010 @ 11:26:31 AM


Subject: i need a hacker

Date: Tuesday 21 September 2010 @ 05:02:19 AM


Subject: dear sir,

Date: Tuesday 21 September 2010 @ 04:02:30 PM


Subject: how to hack

Date: Wednesday 01 September 2010 @ 04:07:45 PM


Subject: Yahoo Password

Date: Friday 10 September 2010 @ 12:10:58 AM


Subject: Help!!!

Date: Thursday 26 August 2010 @ 06:21:40 AM


Subject: i want to buy card

Date: Tuesday 13 July 2010 @ 09:12:31 PM


Subject: Hi

Date: Friday 09 July 2010 @ 10:26:26 PM


Subject: Hack gmail

Date: Thursday 08 July 2010 @ 09:04:14 AM