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== IlPresidente ==
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{{{
Conservation status: Not-Domesticated/Endangered
Scientific classification:

 Kingdom: Animalia
 Phylum: Chordata
 Class: Mammalia-UNIX Order: Sysadmin
 Family: User eater
 Binomial name: Abestus Molestus
}}}

== Description ==

The Asbestus Molestus is the largest surviving not-carnivorous UNIX sysadmin in Freaknet. It has a squat and thick build, with a large head and a ~/home which is about half its body length.

WARNING: If you happen to be in front of an Asbestus, DO NOT MOVE, nor make an noise. It is very dangerous when awakened.

In general, if well feeded, the Asbestus is a pacific semitic-racial-sessist-pacifist-fist-omosexual-bisexual-nsexual-anarchic-comunist-fascist.
You can recognize is good intentions by is verse: "HI, SUCHI LA MINCHI"
Or maybe by his movements:

{{{
13:24 <@asbesto> TOH, NEL CULO!!!
13:24 <@asbesto> \o
13:24 <@asbesto> o___. __/)
13:24 <@asbesto> /) << (\
}}}

IlPresidente

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http://hinezumi.org/~alpt/phun/asbesto-jp-it.jpg

Conservation status: Not-Domesticated/Endangered 
Scientific classification:

 Kingdom:        Animalia 
 Phylum:         Chordata
 Class:          Mammalia-UNIX                                                   Order:          Sysadmin
 Family:         User eater
 Binomial name:  Abestus Molestus

Description

The Asbestus Molestus is the largest surviving not-carnivorous UNIX sysadmin in Freaknet. It has a squat and thick build, with a large head and a ~/home which is about half its body length.

WARNING: If you happen to be in front of an Asbestus, DO NOT MOVE, nor make an noise. It is very dangerous when awakened.

In general, if well feeded, the Asbestus is a pacific semitic-racial-sessist-pacifist-fist-omosexual-bisexual-nsexual-anarchic-comunist-fascist. You can recognize is good intentions by is verse: "HI, SUCHI LA MINCHI" Or maybe by his movements:

13:24 <@asbesto>  TOH, NEL CULO!!!
13:24 <@asbesto>              \o
13:24 <@asbesto>      o___. __/)
13:24 <@asbesto>      /) <<  (\

IlPresidente (last edited 2019-01-09 16:14:14 by asbesto)